FAQ

(pretty much)

 1. Are you a real chicken, if so do you use your beak or feet to type? 

I am not a real chicken, but I do have more breast meat then thigh. I have been known to hen peck at the key board when I’m holding a martini in one hand and only one hand on the keyboard.

 2. What gives you the authority to say who is good or bad in the mommy or blogging world?

Me.  Just like you have the authority to have your own take on me, or anyone else for that matter. I do take parenting very seriously, and the quickest way to get me to either cry or scream out in the name of injustice is to harm children. In any way or fashion.  Let them be children for god sake, they’re only children for 18 years and adults for the rest of their lives, don’t sell their souls. Also when you get old, who do you think is going to take care of you? Also be prepared for some of the Therapy Bills to be addressed to; “Mom who blogged about my life for the whole world to see.”

3. Why are you so Jealous, are you poor, fat, have two noses or does your Rooster beat you?

I’m not Jealous; I have been giving the unique talent to see through the crap and smoke and mirror tricks. Not that my record is perfect because it’s not, but more often than not I can smell a weasel way before anyone else. So I share with you all my talents so that you too can avoid that road that is riddled with booby traps and unsavory souls whose only thought is to burn the lot.

 It’s no lie, chicken got back. No I’m not a beaten wife, Mr. ChikenLiver is a loving caring man with a heart of gold, me is a lucky duck, oops I meant Chicken.

 4.You’re just jealous that you don’t make money like those blogs you bash, you’re an untalented boob.

Ifsomeone set a bag of gold on my lap, do you think I’d say-naw I don’t want it? Sure I like money and the things it can buy. Do I wish I had 20 Million dollars like Ree, sure I do and so do you all. But this blog isn’t about money; it’s about sharing the truth as I see it. I’m also not collecting welfare, nowhere close.